WTF Stress Relief Putty
Stress is putty in your hands
Crap happens to everyone. You wake up and your car won’t start. You’re late for work. The coffee machine doesn’t work, and Steve from accounting decides he’ll forget to pay you. The stress has you curled up in a ball, and that’s just not productive. WTF Stress Relief Putty lets you release your frustration and ease back into normal life.
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your year…wait that sounds familiar??? Maybe a friend said it to me. You can relieve all that stress by stretching and pulling on your WTF Stress Relief Putty. Let the pain and anguish of your daily struggle flow out of you as you knead that putty and watch it changes from red to yellow in your hands. As the putty loosens up, so will you. Stress? What stress?
Stretch Your Stress Away
WTF Stress Relief Putty is small enough to fit in your pocket or purse, but big enough to handle any stress life throws at you. The crappy day at work. The whining kids. Finding out the in-laws are coming over…for a few weeks. You might think you can’t handle it anymore, but a few minutes squishing WTF Stress Relief Putty, and you’ll forget all about that crap. It’s too fun not to enjoy.
This fun friend gift is perfect for teens and adults. Surprise your friends, family, and coworkers with a tin of WTF Stress Relief Putty for any occasion. Since when does stress need an occasion to happen? It’s a fantastic addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or just to say, “Dude, I get you.”
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLYPUNCH IT, STRETCH IT – WHATEVER – When the world has you on your knees, don’t give up. Pick up the WTF Stress Relief Putty and work out your problems and frustrations on an inanimate, color-changing object. It’s better than punching your boss and going to jail.
IT’S LIKE A PSYCHIATRIST IN YOUR HAND – Can’t afford therapy? Don’t worry, WTF Stress Putty is therapeutic. You’ll be relaxed and ready to take on the world in no time. Whatever stress the world is throwing at you can’t handle the putty.
SQUEEZE YOUR WAY TO STRESS RELIEF – Some people spend hours in the gym sweating off the day’s frustrations. Others snap at people and foam at the mouth. Don’t be the Cujo of the office when you’re feeling overwhelmed. Let the putty take you away to that special place that only it can. Its heat activated and will change color from red to yellow in your hands. How cool is that?
THOUGHTFUL GIFT FOR MR. WOUND TOO TIGHT – Everyone has that one friend or coworker that is always stressed out. They pull their hair out and have those nasty sweat stains that no amount of deodorant is going to help. They’ll thank you day after day if they receive this amazing gift. Watch as the stress and wet armpits disappear.
SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS – Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, color-changing putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. The warmth of your hands will change the putty from a red to yellow, right before your very eyes. It’s like magic!
Best Price: $9.95
*Prices are subject to change*