This is just the best roll of toilet paper, it really is. Since January 2017, I’ve been on a roll. All the top experts and world leaders and bloggers say that I’ve done a wonderful, fantastic job. And now it’s December 2018 and guess what folks? I’m still on a roll! Just like how I wiped out all of my competitors in 2016, I’m very, very extraordinarily close to wiping out the National Debt. Don’t believe what the LOSERS and HATERS– they’re the enema of the people. No, I spelled that correctly. My term has been so, so great, just really, really the best. This Christmas, give a gift that truly leaves its mark! Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer!
FUNNY GIFT FEATURING THE GRUMP’s face printed on every sheet!
EACH TOILET PAPER ROLL is 4″x3″x3″ and has 160 sheets. Can easily fit inside Christmas Stockings!
INDIVIDUALLY SHRINK-WRAPPED ROLL with a full-color “WHINY LITTLE GRUMP” sticker
UNIQUE STOCKING STUFFER FOR men, women, kids– basically EVERYONE!
HILARIOUS GAG GIFT for both…
Best Price: $9.97
* FYI – prices subject to change!